I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by porn a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the crot delectable French word for bokep bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from porn the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread bokeh – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm porn is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner bokeh and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in memek hand. This memek was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. crot They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokep partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to bokeh screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At porn Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the memek quietest.
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